So Nihilistically Cool

single girl at the edge of the world: “All right. So how do I die?””:) You don’t.”- Clyde Bruckman’s Final...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 17:25:14 +0100

single girl at the edge of the world: “All right. So how do I die?””:) You don’t.”- Clyde Bruckman’s Final...:

“All right. So how do I die?”

”:) You don’t.”

- Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose

It’s so obvious now. Idk why this was such a big mystery for the entire fandom.

He was fucking with Mulder when he said he’d die of autoerotic asphyxiation.

We have no way of knowing if his predictions about the…

this explanation sounds perfectly plausible, but I’m kind of fond of the idea that when Scully was healed she was cured of mortality and she will be an eternal perfect defender of humanity forever.

and while I don’t like the idea of Mulder dying alone by sexy times gone awry, I find the idea of him having a breathplay kink kind of cool. it sort of seems to fit him somehow!

rhamphotheca: Another Look at the Newly Discovered Hot Pink...

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:03:17 +0100

rhamphotheca:

Another Look at the Newly Discovered Hot Pink Slug form Australia

by Carrie Arnold

He’s big. He’s slimy. And he’s … neon pink?! Meet Triboniophorus aff. graeffei, a new species of 8-inch-long (20-cm-long) slug that’s found only on one Australian mountain.

Scientists already knew that a bright-pink slug lived on Mount Kaputar (map), thinking it was a variety of the red triangle slug, a species common along the east coast of Australia. But new research shows that the colorful critter is actually its own species, said Australia’s National Parks and Wildlife Service ranger Michael Murphy.

“Recent morphological and genetics work by a researcher working on this slug family—the Athorcophoridae—has indicated the Kaputar slugs are a unique species endemic to Mount Kaputar and the only representative of this family in inland Australia,” said Murphy, who’s been stationed on Mount Kaputar for 20 years…

(read more: National Geo) (photo: Michael Murphy/NPWS)

allmarios: therpham: allmarios: suppermariobroth: Mario Kart...

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 10:24:43 +0100

allmarios:

therpham:

allmarios:

suppermariobroth:

Mario Kart 64 cards from Nintendo Power.

“Toad has played in traffic since an early age”

Everyone’s license plate is some sort of cutesy joke about their character, except for Luigi who just has “I ♥ Horsepower”. Poor Luigi. (Unless there’s some sort of Luigi/horse connection I’m missing here.)

anything is possible

I don’t know what game Luigi rides a horse in but I want it.

Official Playstation Used Game Instructional Video (x) ohoho...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 22:57:01 +0100

Official Playstation Used Game Instructional Video (x)

ohoho burn xbox burn

montereybayaquarium: Have you seen them? We’ve had blue blubber...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:58:59 +0100

montereybayaquarium:

Have you seen them? We’ve had blue blubber jellies on display in “The Jellies Experience” before, but this maroon version is new to us. Spectacular, don’t you think?

Learn more about “The Jellies Experience.”

peppermintbidoof: sciencemyfiction: isthiswittyenoughforyou: s...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:40:26 +0100

peppermintbidoof:

sciencemyfiction:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

Terrifying to small is like them covering for the rest of us who aren’t afraid to be openly afraid of that leer, I think

I wonder if that actually is the animal?? I’ve always wanted to know what they removed and omfg.

sadly, as I recall the sign was from an art show and there never was an item that had to be removed, the sign was the joke in itself. but that is an a+++ lion

LGBT Laughs: Creepshots is back. And they have migrated to Tumblr.

Mon, 10 Jun 2013 18:56:27 +0100

LGBT Laughs: Creepshots is back. And they have migrated to Tumblr.:

theroguefeminist:

fatfemmefatale:

peechington-marie:

lilacscreams:

themanwiththebluebox:

This needs to fucking stop. This is an absolute invasion of women, this is disgusting, and this Tumblr needs to go away.

We need to report both the Twitter and the Tumblr.

Creepshots is a website for men to take “sexy” pictures of unsuspecting women, and from their ‘About Us’ section it states: “

Oto: I have some jokes for you

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 17:27:00 +0100

Oto: I have some jokes for you
Oto: Maro has made some wonderful puns
Oto: http://markrosewater.tumblr.com/tagged/Tales-from-the-Pit
Oto: Specifiaclly, the strom and thallid ones
Rax: how on god's green earth does thallid rhyme with salad
Rax: IU'M UPSET
Rax: NO
Oto: Thallid dressing
Rax: piuss off
Rax: you monster
Rax: you've got your puns all over me
Oto: Your suffering thallidates my existence
Rax: FUCK YPOU
Oto: Don't worry, they'll grow on you
Rax: OH MY GOD
Rax: SILENCE

imyourbimbo: insta-gramcracker: allthisandhips: Now all other...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 20:34:29 +0100

imyourbimbo:

insta-gramcracker:

allthisandhips:

Now all other cotton candy is just boring.

ARE YOU FUCKIGN KIDDING ME

OMG

I love this video :3

fabledquill: nilamarthiel: watermelon-burd: squeedge: heckyea...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 22:15:32 +0100

fabledquill:

nilamarthiel:

watermelon-burd:

squeedge:

heckyeahponyscans:

1988 Hasbro Toy Fair Catalog - Pony Friends

Comments: Every toyline needs a dinosaur. Not to mention a llama!

Cutesaurus so presh. Honestly, I’d love to have this whole set some day.

Am I the only one totally in love with the llama? SOPRESH

is that a pink and teal moose

I had the giraffe one. c:

oh no new character ideas are bursting out of my body

you know what, Scully and McCoy should have a doctor-off. first one to break and start protesting...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 00:21:00 +0100

you know what, Scully and McCoy should have a doctor-off. first one to break and start protesting about being a medical doctor/not something other than a doctor loses.

nintendocompositions: Super Mario RPG | Happy Adventure,...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 14:32:06 +0100

nintendocompositions:

Super Mario RPG | Happy Adventure, Delightful Adventure

15,000 music fans!! Unbelievable! Everyone, I’m stunned at how far this blog has gone. I’m not sure of a better way to convey my gratitude than by holding a giveaway everyday this weekend! And to start, here’s Super Mario RPG!

It’s that time again for a lucky person to win a code to download Super Mario RPG on the Wii! Likes and reblogs count! (It wouldn’t hurt to follow this blog, either, haha.) I will announce all the winners on Sunday night! Best of luck to all of you, and thank you all so, so much for supporting Nintendo Compositions!

Yours truly,
~ Andy

raktajino-hot: Read More wow hyper congrats! that’s going to be so awesome, you’ll be...

Fri, 31 May 2013 14:55:55 +0100

raktajino-hot:

Read More

wow hyper congrats! that’s going to be so awesome, you’ll be actually wrestling with the universe FOR REAL. someday I hope to be able to do that!

thatscienceguy: Gavin The Fish! Gavin looks a lot like the 4th...

Thu, 30 May 2013 20:36:38 +0100

thatscienceguy:

Gavin The Fish!

Gavin looks a lot like the 4th Doctor.

bluemeridian: shityo: morefunthanbeingsad: physicsphysics: An...

Thu, 30 May 2013 14:59:08 +0100

bluemeridian:

shityo:

morefunthanbeingsad:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?

To fuck some shit up

Are we there yet?

you guys, we live inside this marvellous fairground ride. that up there is happening right now and all the time. at any moment, you’re speeding through space looking like something out of an accelerator.

ARE YOU EXCITED YET. BECOME EXCITED.

this is how I wish to be buried

Mon, 27 May 2013 23:24:43 +0100

this is how I wish to be buried

lgbtlaughs: nemusou: welcome to Liv’s Happy Superfun Time...

Mon, 27 May 2013 19:57:18 +0100

lgbtlaughs:

nemusou:

welcome to Liv’s Happy Superfun Time Trans*/Queer Resource Giveaway!!! i’ve (almost) reached 400 followers and i figured i should do something useful with my blog if that many people are watching me have mental break downs and reblog pokemon and bubbline all day. giveaway ends June 15th, 2013!!

rules!!!!

don’t have to be following me i don’t really care all that much but it’d be nice if you want to/like my blog

sorry guys but this is for PEOPLE WHO IDENTIFY AS TRANSGENDER*/GENDERQUEER/AGENDERED/SOME VARIATION OF GENDER THAT IS NOT!!! CISGENDER! i’m giving away resources for those who may not have proper access.i’d be really happy if you reblog as a signal boost but make sure you COMMENT on it saying “signal boost” or something like that so that i know you’re not reblogging it for the actual giveaway

1 like and 1 reblog and that’ll be counted as 2 entries but that’s it!! i don’t think it counts as any more if you do it more than once so

have to have a valid address or po box or somewhere safe that i can send you your shit. i’m willing to ship/mail just about anywhere

don’t be an asshole!! that’s about it for rules

what you’ll win!!!

100$ worth of any resources you might need as a trans* individual!! i’ll buy you a binder, bra inserts, packer or stp, makeup, clothes, i’ll send money for hormones shots, anything worth 100$ that you might need. we’ll message back and forth first to see what you need as a unique awesome individual!!

also as a special bonus, i’m a musician so i’ll write a song for you and post it on my youtube channel! i’ll write it about anything you want (you, your friend, your lover, your pet, your favourite tv show, whatever you want)

so yeah!! happy reblogging~*~*~ if you have any questions please ask me!!

Signal boost!

I’m trans but I’m doing okay so I’m signal boosting for pals who might need this!

wnycradiolab: atlasobscura: odditiesoflife: The Amazing...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:48:24 +0100

wnycradiolab:

atlasobscura:

odditiesoflife:

The Amazing Underwater Forest of Lake Kaindy

What makes Lake Kaindy truly remarkable is that it contains an underwater forest. Visible on the lakes surface are the tall, dried-out tops of submerged Spruce trees that rise above the water’s surface like the masts of sunken ships. They are the only sign of the amazing frozen forest below the water’s surface.

The water is so cold (even in summer the temperature does not exceed 6 degrees) that the pine needles remain on the trees, even after a hundred years of being submerged. During the winter, the lake freezes and becomes a popular spot for ice diving.

The lake is 400 meters long and is located in Kazakhstan’s portion of the Tian Shan Mountains, about 129 km from the city of Almaty. The lake was created after an earthquake in 1911 triggered a large landslide blocking the gorge and forming a natural dam.

Even more on Kaindy Lake…

Holy crap.

HOW IS THIS COW SO SOFT?????

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:35:35 +0100

HOW IS THIS COW SO SOFT?????

xombiekitty: wandatinasky: uhm. who wants to roleplay...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:47:11 +0100

xombiekitty:

wandatinasky:

uhm. who wants to roleplay this?

So much awesome!

this picture is giving me weird feelings in my feelings gland